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paradisaic:

6 of me? paradisaic? paradisaic.tumblr.com?

paradisaic:

windows98:

karli456:

Tfw you pretend to be Lana Del Rey on tumblr LMFAO

yea I think she knows the middle pic is lana….. tfw when u went through all this much screencapping & searching on google for obvious sarcasm

tfw screencapping and clicking a blog on the tumblr app takes literally like 1 second maximum. wow this adds up to a stunning time amount less than a minute long… an eternity…

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

verywetteen:

swerve

verywetteen:

swerve

a-riled-writer:

livdash:

honeymoneydolls:

Relationship goals 🙌

Love that

Karissa my dick will always belong to you

paradisaic:

this literally makes me want to throw up

paradisaic:

this literally makes me want to throw up

me: hey google what's up
google: did you mean the stratosphere?
me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

barfpop:

get on her level 💅

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea